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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

general tso's broccoli

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's 9 + 10 19

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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