- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

world peace

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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