Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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