- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Bumsniffer

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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your mother

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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