- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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