- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Your mam is so fat.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Women's rights...

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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