What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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BIG PENIS

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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