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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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