Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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no

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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