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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What is a chair?

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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