Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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