Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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