- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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