Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Your face

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

whats 69+2? 71

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

25

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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