a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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