- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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