Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Autism speaks but not really

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GONNA

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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I'm hungry.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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