A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Donkey lips

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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