Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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