- Anti Joke

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Your Mom

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Women's rights.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.