- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

William wright is Gay

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

I am a joke. I am funny.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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