- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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