- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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