What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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