why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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shut up iggy

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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book 'em danno

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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