- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

my gramma died

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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