Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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