- Anti Joke

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

i just pooped that is all!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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