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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Nock Nock It's open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

So I was walking down the road today

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What's big and messy? A big mess

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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