A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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