what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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