Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

One below was by me: Walter H

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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