- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Your face

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

whats 69+2? 71

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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