Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Racial equality.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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