- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Corn Muffins

Knock knock, COME IN!

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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