- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What do you call two dog? dogs

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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