- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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