- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Who wants pizza crusts?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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