Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Autism speaks but not really

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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