- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

YO FACE

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

cliché rebecca black joke.

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