- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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