- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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