how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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bees knees

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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