- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Black people stink of shite!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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