- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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