- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

whats 69+2? 71

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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