- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

When is a door not a door? Never.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

knock knock

breasts

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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