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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Women outside of the kitchen.