- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

once upon a time, it snowed

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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