- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I've got a dig bick

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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