Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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