What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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