Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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You see how lame this is?

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