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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

So I was walking down the road today

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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