- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

whats black and white? a zebra

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

what do u call a apple a apple

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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