How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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i have a christmas tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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