- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

hi will

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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