Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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shut up iggy

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book 'em danno

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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