Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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bryden is a faggot

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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bees knees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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