- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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