Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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