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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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