There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Are you a tree? No.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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