Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What is more worse than death? Death

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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