A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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