- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Your mother is average.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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