What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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sharks

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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