- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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