- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

I would rape her

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

I said I hate niiggers

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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