A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Z.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Women's rights.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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