- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Misner is a twat.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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