- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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