"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

WEED!

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why is pi? Because circles.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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