we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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ass.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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