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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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